Canel ∆
An
ALL-NEW* Tale!!!
A poetic explanation,
& honest recounting of
The Denver Heist of a CutOutRick
& Following Trip Down Route 66
The incident…
…more accurately (AND more truthily)…
…described as…
“The Autoliberation of Rick66”
The Entirety of the Rick66 Caper
from
End right up ’til beginning.Prepare thyselves then.
Hear now the boring tale told in all its banality
through the boldness
of the bald bandit’s best bellowing
Exclusively on TVC
“The Newiest News Networth”
An actual true piece of historical non-sense just as chillingly unfamiliar and every bit as stupid (perhaps even MORE so), as that dreaded phrase dared to be stated only once before;
”Call me,…Tonya!”
Pictured below (“unidentified dude” on left)
A photo sent in by L.S. &
A hot tub scene just after pics of Rick66
en route, on the Route had been seen.
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INSERT MISSING PHOTO
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Neither the RealRick (who BE HERE NOW, visiting with us), nor any folks or friends we know can figure out whom the man on right is.
He seems familiar to us, but…If you happen to recognize this man.
Please help by sending his name to:
Iamnotthecopy@RicknRoute66
RUN!, RICK!, RUN!
“Rx-X” producers began lamenting (I’d say, rather soon),
in Denver 2023, (and near the end of June),
Initially & officially they’d become quite a bit upset,
upon noticing missing Rick, (on that Friday afternoon).
I started, in a day or two receiving calls from friends
already mucho messages and calls and texts they’d sen’.
Much mucho. Mass communiques sent, searching for ol’ me.
all to the point but, well “substantially similar” in the end.
Something like…
“Listen, we all agree it’s funny & all, but….well…dude…
The producers…unsurprisingly…do seek the Rick&U!”
Being somewhat, fairly, pissed that it’d been stolen the last day,…
As ,~500 dollars, for the fun-sized Ricky-D they paid!”
In an effort to respond, thinking it best not yet to call
I simply stated via text what Id been saying all along long.
“Theft!, Stealing?” I stole Not A Thing, NOT ONE, no, not at all.
Liberation only assisted by my “auto” & his ride-along!”
A ride. Simply given. By some strangers to a friend.
Seemed a good idea at the time, to himself he needn’t fend.
“To see old 66‘s most famous of routes”, he’d said that Friday,
and, well as it just so happened, I was going that-a-way.
If not we, well…some other then,
woulda-hada pick ’em up then stor(E).
So Let me Tell You Why We Done It,
as I’ve seen scenes just like this before…..
First the monoRick appears. Innocent. Fun.
All snappin’ our pics, all and each and everyone.
All sayin’ that they love ‘im. All trying to be seen,
In the four foot magnificence, of the Doblin, Rickenstein
Harmless, but then DenverRick!, one in Minnesota too.
Now with two Ricks too many, no one knowing quite what to do.
Escalating very quickly, to an expanded Rick condition,
Shooting much too fast to catch, …t’like this, Rick23 situation!
Only picking up speed from there, my friends.
Rickfinity inches in with a funding round with no end!
Hoping, now at last! At least (some folk anyway),
can see what’s been unfolding, & the price that we’ll all pay.
It matters not, anyway. The point is mute you’ll see.
Cuz even at this early stage, its done as done will be.
We could see the re-appearance of Rick2010 or ‘23!
A Rick at every conferences. A Rick in every Hall.
A Rick at every known event! Yes!, I mean them ALL!
Conferences to Nothingness, & unconcerned with dope!
Gatherings in all the lands and far beyond his scope!
Then quietly but…
…quite quickly…
All of it begins,
…the confronting of mortality,
…like so many double chins;
A Rick in every city
A Rick in every shop
A Rick in every jail cell
A Rick as every cop
Now just imagine that ‘n ‘little as 2 years,
everything & everyone taken by their fears.
Everything & -one once loved. Gone. All of it.
However many minds be left, all have gone to shit.
A scenario expressed, by many considered friend.
Of having high probability, of how it all might end!
Despotic and Dire and Dramatic & Dreaded.
VIVA, Autoliberoti d’Voidance! vs. already dead.
The entirety of the Earth’s population;
Now 1000% Rick.
#Everybody Knows,
You Never Go Full Rick!
(DoblinThunder2_TheMovie.com)
This situation precedes the permanent
entropic collapse of all spacetime in a CLICK!,
Both undesirable & irreversible, A state of,
∞ Infinite Rick ∞
Well we say, type and sing…
“FUUUUUUCK that!”
Nice try, but not today, Satan.
Not! Gonna. Do’it. No way Jose.
I love myself & I love all of them
Her, you, & all folks & persons too much,
to just sit back and relax while some sorta
menacing nothing, such is that takes ahold.
I won’t live in that future.
I’m not gonna leave YOU to that future.
I’m not letting that happen today
I’ll fight that happening tomorrow &
so be low the same (as above) the next day!
Nah.
d’Homies on dis Planet
Don’t be rolling like
¡THAAAHT!
I’m not even interested
in HEARING of a future like
“THAAAHAT”
I wouldn’t waste a sentence
or even a webpage
on a subject like
“THAAAHAT”
I’d eat the blue pill,
“Plug me in Mister
Software,
plug me
in,
FAAAST””
All week the Rick is taped
to this one certain spot,
just super cool about it all.
Posing for photos & pics.
Just a couple calls.
Get a little business done
in service of the cause,
and it’s that,
well, no
one even
didn’t
care.
Reserve the Earth for Humanity!
Resist the Infinite Rick!
My name is,
Larry Brommer, Sr.
The
Autoliberation
of Rick66
Individual Episodes
(Vertical-Edition)
WATCH: TALR66, part I,
“Rickdigenous Rickligion”
WATCH: TALR66, part II,
“Don’t Be A Rickroll”
WATCH: TALR66, part III,
“Welcome Back!, ..Mista Rick-Tor”
∞
Only Friends are Real
Embrace Shulgin-ness
DON’T SCARE THE HORSES
DO BETTER!
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