On the: Reading, Understanding & Pseudotranslation of PLƒA
PART I
Pig Latin ƒor Apes
PLƒA is layered and lyrical yet still
an incredibly useful scriptypese.
Comparing it with the ridged, vulgar
& near-dead languages which enjoy wide-
spread use & favored by sumbunal
societies today, PLƒA is…
living & fluid and FUN!
It does follow a modicum of intuitive rules,
but these rules are also;
flexible & living & FUN!
Its closest relative amongst written languages
is the “Scriptish,” left by James Joyce.
Rev. Joyce created this seminal example and
defacto template for such before departing.
Good lord!
All there to Study?
The entirely linguadelic & psychostrephein
“Finnegans Wake“, the Tale of a DREAM,
The ONLY book ever written in the history
of our language, of which is commonly stated,…
Took longer in the reading of,
then it does in the writing of.
A certain similar, though less intense type of
phonetic spelling, and writing, up until quite
recently, was the most common way to record
the words of a spoken language (english at least)
It is fairly limited in its rules. With only the sound
corresponding to individual characters/letters,
being agreed upon (for the most part) by those
proficient in the art. The writing of PLƒA is made up.
Evolving through each individual using the scriptese.
PLƒA is also ripe with references to the movies,
music, books, comics, and other bits of popular
culture,embedded in the environ-
ment of modern culture (in the USA at least).
So, PLƒA can only be as clever, or as witty;
As playful, or as goofy or fun, as is the artist,
or any One Ring Who Rights It.
RELEVANT
PART I Ω PART II Ω PART III Ω PART IV
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