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#1)- ALWAYS trust one’s El Even, your intuition.
In every and in all circumstances,
& åt any and all times.
Even when it’s Odd

but,

#2)- ONLY after a completely exhaustive,
triple-figure, 3rd-party, fact-check. 
Every Single Time.
EVERYTIME (read again). 

and,

#3)- NEVER-ever, under no circumstances, 
Nowhere, nohow should one give in
to temptation and begin turning 
Rules #1)- thru #3)-
into a monsterous
Mono-Rule #1)

ONLY and ALWAYS & in ALL
circumstances, usin’ Scotch’Tape’r-Glu
simply push tab A, on Rule #1)- 
into slot B, on Rule #2)-