‘Pestilent Product Peddlers in Popups
Offering Discounted Satans in a Sale Without End‘
The products aren’t actually problematic,
you see? It’s the telling using billboards
signs & radio and TV.
The medium is the message,
just as McLuhan told me.
Products & fuel so awesome we drool,
but in the end, we’d still be their sad lil’ tools.
They’d still inevitably havtah tell us, see?
After the sale we walk off the lot, and DAMN IT
we’ve bought another car with no key!
Again, independent of honesty, or made by a bee.
When delivered at no cost and virtually free
Even with intentions that are good, just and true.
the kind of ring of which we speak,
always ends up wearing you.
Like a ‘84 Corolla on a bit of black ice,
Belov’d shineola goes all shite ‘n’ sick mice.
AdExecs prey we start telling our friends;
because nature & beauty have no way to defend.
Then it all gets very brown
(even more than it tends),
then just that much sooner,
we’ve all reached our poor fin.
Alt version:
The Most Pestilent of Peddlers
with Products in Popups, Offering Up
Discounted Satans in a Sale without End!
The products aren’t actually the problem, you see?
It’s the telling using billboards & signs, the radio & TVs.
“The medium is the message” I’m repeating the lesson
once whispered by McLuhan to me.
Products & fuel so awesome we drools,
we’d be required to tell ‘em,
so now do you sees?
To that end we rush madly
just sad little tools.
Commissioned car salesmen
selling cars without keys!
Again, independent of honesty or made by a bee.
When delivered at no cost & virtually free
Even with intentions that are good, just & true.
The kind of ring of which we speak,
will alway end up wearing you.
Like a ‘84 Corolla on a bit of black ice,
Our belov’d shineola gone all shite n’ sick mice.
AdExecs prey we start telling our friends;
with nature & beauty with no way to defend.
It all gets very brown (even more than it tends).
Then just that much sooner,
we’ve all reached our poor fin.
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