A wild sense of humor to say the least. A consciously developed skill Sasha began practicing at a very young age after realizing the negativity conjured in others by his intelligence.
A highly developed program of groan inducing puns, dirty jokes, and the development of the rare ability to produce perfectly timed farts. All of which allowed Sasha to be himself while avoiding any “scarring of the horses*.”
watch the service in full without the attendee interviews:
* “Just don’t scare the horses!”, being a phrase Sasha used say when asked to explain how he’d been getting away with his backyard toolshed antics all his life with only minor interference from Law enforcement and other authorities.
Not bad for a stoner, art-school dropout, with no college experience, and not a science class since sophomore year of high school. From which I only managed my miraculous matriculation on account of an English teacher, my senior year, that just happened to be rather bad at basic math.
Let me Explain in the speakeasy plain,…
After having called me up to his desk during class. Pointing to his grade book and running his finger along the line that started with; my last name. He stopped. A little box near the end of that line of mine, had a 52%written in it.
Then just before telling me to go sit down, he had me look him straight in the eye, then forced me stand there & watch him perform that most wholly of Hollies, įA Rįté d’Trånsfįgµraę,…
Our Lady of the Perpetual Integer
Wherein, the last gift of that dusty ol’ dreadlocked foot-fetishist was given. Our Lord of Forgotten Deserts Redeemer of All Souls That are Lost (and most hair-extensions too) Father of Men (& many Women, well, okay… a few) Pontiff of the Hair Plug-Inn Turned-On Nobjob The King-a d’Minga Narcolectric Shaver of Souls the MAN with (I guess you could argue)the plan… Thats right it’s boring old Youknowho, (I mean honestly, whataya-starred-in-lately?) errr… ,okay,…well… really! Nothing? not even fairly-recently?, okay then… …well-are-you-at-least-on-Insta? Hows about TUrDBRgLR? KLLmeAlready.com? Do you faceflunk! Maybe just one of the theons? any of the… OmniFU? OmniFme? You must be on one of them… perhaps you still have…no Not even half a page on wanna the FamKillR Family of killer APPs-es? No? None of ’em Just Plain-Regular-old, Vanilla-flavored-JHC? That’s it! Is it then? That Birkenstockovitzian-Footsie-wearin’, Known-to-the-Neighborhood- as-a-No-Good-Snake-in-the-Grass- or-some-Kinda-Stick-in-the-Mud. Right? The Godhead-become-fleshiness-with-bedhead. A bit of a drama queen, no? “Too-Stuck-Up-Not-to-get-Fucked-Up!” Don’t you reason? okay, well…then…
That most beloved of all- crucified-failures & the savior-to-end-all-sailiors,…
“Jesus H. Christ!”
Well not THEE “Mr. Christ” proper but, he did tell me to come by,.. oh Hi yeah, oh hello,… They call me, Hayszeusito,…I’m his… …his step-father’s neighbor.
He asked me to meet him here,… ahhhhhhh! OH WOW! Ohhh it’s nice in here,…
Listen do you mind if I wait for him here, inside with you…
So, has this dumbass “chupachronos” finished telling you his riveting tale yet? Of how,…
“25 years ago I watched some French teacher write a joyous “D+” next to that vile & dirty, FOUL ABOMINATION. That nasty little number. Since I didn’t do any work, I’m guessing it to be the work-of-the-Devil. Mostly ugly and blatantly coprophilic (as sure to remain unfashionable, as it is to please the crowd) Dark digits, flushed out into the turd dimension, that cursed number once seen and found to be far too obscene & Not a sign of the unfailed man…52″
52%
He often pretends it was simply an inncorrect but quite fortunate miscalculation made by what was it this time? A Social Studies teacher And he was just really, really, very bad at basic math? ah.
Perhaps he said something that might be scene as describing a Sacred Ritual? or of having Transffurmative Potentialities,… or otherwise detailed & described a sorta initiatory secret-rite? One that involves a miraculous process, where one takes an established,
Infallible Numerical Value
Somehow transmogrifies it, and is left with an irregularity-breeding,… near-constant, errrr, …variable-constants?, errr constant-variabilities, wait no, instant-constants?, or is it consenentia?, No, its transcontinental!,.… (No I think not) I’m just hearing the prefix “trans” A LOT (or more than before, at least). I’m unsure of my confusion, but I turn away from the mirror nonetheless It wasn’t CertsISmenthas, was it? No, it was not…
Regardless, it basically transmogrifies it somewhat,…so that stone cold numbers ~transform~ into that sweet-sweet Nutbread-of-Life, the…
The “A thru F” Grading-System (w/a curve!)
Underground Railroad of Smart-assed, Smart-mouthed, Clever-slackers, and that gifted buncha Back-of-the-Class-Nappers.
That number that the young man saw that day, in that little box, on a page, in a gradebook, on a desk. That horribly important number! Could’ve dictated his summer, or year this number. So important that it be One of These Numbers, but not Those. There is actually a very wide range of numbers that this number can be, but what it CAN NOT be, oh please! is these…
52%
NO! No, no no that double digit simply will not do. It will not do at all… Not when written in letters anyway.
So gawd bless that Mr. Anderson,… I’d say that although he was not a strict rule-following teacher, he was no push-over either.
“What does it matter what you say about people. He was some kind of a man.”
He was one of them. He saw me. He did everything to support me and get me through. He told me I was a smart kid. He told me I was a good writer. He let me submit drawings in place of my research papers.
How to use the novel psychotogen SOP-25 at d’OttersFamily Reunions
or How to Get High on the Down Lowe’s: A Study in Follow Through-ups & Downs
Abstract: When attending 25th anniversary open casket family reunions, the questions layered meaning often arises as Ads when reading the commonly used reunion announcement phrasing; “¿?Y?¿B.Y.O.P.H.P”
Question #1
“Why on earth ask all guest to bring their own pot-head pixies?“ sometimes phrased as, “Bhongwhynn Doe does Eris, Yes?”
However, given that the newest Elder Eros/Phanispahntus was well,…a well-known Arch HeadspliTzar, and all-round a real Nickhead who tended to near-always surf rounds with histrionic Xerx, what on earth does one do regarding the what to doo-doo about it? Or what does two dew?, even three again do with oat tits!?
(Should you find yourself suffering this particular type of event, a simple 4-DAT dose of Exederine may in fact, be the right and most efficacious medicine-O)
Yearly, O-Bacchus lead a ruckus here.
Oh ye! Yeah Him! All ways ale in his Opium!
Wars did the old poor emperor of CANTON get
Kowtow neigh, no one ever towed a cow anyhow.
Wasp d’Horus tricked & s(l)ighted-ed?
Say again. Begin again.
For official use only
“Same”
“Same”
“Different”
Regardless,
AR-15’s armed with fully automimetic Candied cops, and ho(wor)mie-less Jersey bands with governor lead singers!
Using hand-me-down ARMY-issued 4×4, 2-wheeler syndrome-chairs and
parked near the Southern wall, working with but not for BORDER Patrol in Flat-bed Fnords!,
Honestly, this is hardly that what they says it was, and not exactly the best crop
to plant on the coast with plans of Petrolian the Para-meters.
All were solid hits in their day for shore, are now, and definitely will be one day soon,
or so they say.
Seriously?, A three-million dolla “Sasha” bar of billboard gold, is that expansive?
I lack a reference to know. Yeah right, whatever you say. But, hey! hey hey! Can you Relate?
The object discovered in the Sea d’Sciepsi is the biggest reason for all their Secrecy. Their ace in $-hole. Das Hóœlę’Middilwieze positronic e-Mission is most likely being smelled by several of their senile centuries.
Question #2
Sow witch wish which was it what washed the doughy-dugout, do dat hazmat and do duz wang worry what got doing dung the maid-Rite?
Was the Ode d’Tree of the Apple 10 MAX=squish squared THEE?
Does Will M’s last n-car go!
TRi methyl-J?,
Meah es-squiz IT-290.Eh?
Attainment of Low Lasting, Jar-Jar Cobra meats & K-Rats in alpha-Nicotiana’s hayfeed!
Sobe, a sailor if Ott indeed be of Ye, then try 2-CB N-Moorniyyn’ with the wines n-XS,
or alternatively;
Extend ebrush to old al-LUCEM?
And so, in light of all-Elohem previously related above & presently in the absence of any evidence of hopes of Big Ex-collusions:
Most Stimply Slated;
I love you more than anything.
You gave a realistic genuine THX experience of New Hope to this I-Robot.
A 2-disc, impossibly old ‘77 sans St. Vin Sage & Rebel Leader edition taboo, taboot!
This is the most valuable GIFT to both give or as an AM receiver.
Here though, even ever be now & then,
I just can’t seem to organize or execute the expression of my apologizes.
NorCal I manage even the odd evil one that’s both long enough, with the proper words and in true-enough,real-world timing.
Why?
I’m not quite sure why.
In fact I’ve been wandering round this square wondering why. Oh “Y”, just as exactly at that moment this girl strolled by after buying then immediately blasting Merl’s most perfect compostable compositional, “Wondering Why”.
Further Moors & Pain-ish lands will not be tolerated as gods nose we knows his groans.
RE: Guarding the mess
Hall & Oats it IS bit still needs less and less
IT breaks through the noise boyz fanned and framed as IS still very much true, that just as more than everything Elsa, Blue is still the bluesiest news to knows. And feathers she knows it or not
Alexander Shulgin Anniversary Seminar: Philosophy and Chemistry of Psychedelics
This 12 week seminar happens in two hour sessions, every other monday at 9am (California time), is chaired by Andrzej Serafin PhD, and Jitka Nykodemová MSc. and features lively round table discussions as deep in the chemistry as we are into the character of doctor Shulgin with a global cadre of Sashaphiles sharing stories and adding to the chemistry of the talks.
They would like to invite you to join the Alexander Shulgin Anniversary Seminar, an online seminar dedicated to systematically exploring the life, work, and legacy of chemist and pharmacologist Alexander Shulgin(1925–2014).
This seminar is a unique opportunity to engage with the historical and scientific impact of one of the most influential figures in psychedelic research, in order to examine the philosophical assumptions and consequences of his work.
We will delve into Shulgin’s groundbreaking research, guided by his publications (PiHKAL, TiHKAL, The Shulgin Index, scientific papers), as well as recordings of his lectures and interviews.
Furthermore, we will trace the evolution of Shulgin’s research, analyze his contribution to science, and discuss its philosophical underpinnings. The seminar is chaired by Andrzej Serafin PhD, and Jitka Nykodemová MSc.
This 12 week seminar happens in two hour sessions, every other monday at 9am (California time), is chaired by Andrzej Serafin PhD, and Jitka Nykodemová MSc. and features lively round table discussions as deep in the chemistry as we are into the character of doctor Shulgin with a global cadre of Sashaphiles sharing stories and adding to the chemistry of the talks.
They would like to invite you to join the Alexander Shulgin Anniversary Seminar, an online seminar dedicated to systematically exploring the life, work, and legacy of chemist and pharmacologist Alexander Shulgin(1925–2014).
This seminar is a unique opportunity to engage with the historical and scientific impact of one of the most influential figures in psychedelic research, in order to examine the philosophical assumptions and consequences of his work.
We will delve into Shulgin’s groundbreaking research, guided by his publications (PiHKAL, TiHKAL, The Shulgin Index, scientific papers), as well as recordings of his lectures and interviews.
Furthermore, we will trace the evolution of Shulgin’s research, analyze his contribution to science, and discuss its philosophical underpinnings. The seminar is chaired by Andrzej Serafin PhD, and Jitka Nykodemová MSc.
TheYin-Yang of a Scientistic Yahoo or A proto-iChing for the para-Chemist
Ω
‘Ancient Greece’
Dematerialization -> Reimagination
paleogenesis of the event(s).
transference from world into mind
internalization of ruins into history.
Upload: Retro-Repoinstallation of lost information from remaining physical hardcopy into the Mnemindrive.
from Stüf we can distill Story
Inception
‘Sashaminasynthesis’
Imagination -> Materialization
noogenesis of the molecule(s)
transference from mind into world
externalization of ideas into matter
Download: Intro-Inoculation of novel structure from the Mnemindrive into the physical hardcopy
from Psyke we can crystallize Stüf
Conception
My insatiable appetite for these two subjects, the endless flow of questions my mind grappled at, with a hundred more questions for every answer I found. Both chemistry and Ancient Greece caught my attention at a young age.
Both of these practices involve much reading and countless hours imagining environments which will remain out of reach and unvisited. There is a specific sort of creative impairment that can effect the highly educated scientist. Which again, I am not. I am an artist. Albeit working in a rare medium. But I have found that amongst these highly educated scientists, those with a longtime involvement/ deep interest in psychedelics often look past obvious TCs(Target Compounds) especially if mention of those TCs occurs in older sources such as PiHKAL/TiHKAL, Plants of the Gods, Pharmacotheon, etc.
My first plan was burned before debriefing even finished. Half-spoken into an empty hotel hallway. Half-scralled out on bar napkin. Words anyway. Words that only had meaning when their speaker was alive. As important as his last meal now.
Okay, back up plan. Bring things to the company during the weekly Book Report Monday meeting. This goes south fairly quickly as well. NOTE TO SELF: Any creative ideas brought up during these BRM meetings will be shot down, slowed-down, altered or otherwise interfered with. Time to pivot, keep Saulito informed and only bring things up at BRM, once completed. Management seems okay with that when I mention it. However, for whatever reason Dr. Cameron kindly spills the beans to Dr. Cheezi at the first pause in talking, thereby spoiling my plans to ever get something interesting done. Well, seems the best thing to do is just avoid these Monday meetings all together.
A reckless innocence primed with passion & provenance occasionally probes and pursues paths forgotten, forbidden, or otherwise considered fruitless to follow. Most of the time (at least in retrospect) this exercise is recognized as a rather route recapitulation of the relevant research, but other times one comes upon an open mine of semi-cut gemstones. This need only happen once it’s important to note, to provide a lifetime of benchwork for those prepared to really dig the details and work the cache thoroughly.
Imagination is the only thing that I ever really brought to the table. Excitement and imagination! Luckily, passion, dedication and imagination is all it ever takes…the rest is dumb luck.
It begins as a certain coherence makes a rather sudden appearance from outta d’Crowd Chaotiqué.
Then a powerful gestalt as the entire ant’s-nest of attendee’s awareness synchronizes, simultaneously swiveling to a singular spot.
From the irregular jiggling sphere of the people’s purview, a point protrudes. Snap-popping in shape, as it sublimates from sphere to cone.
All eyes on one spot. All minds tuned & entrained.
In front of the raised stage appear two souls; the center of the cones focused gaze.
The crowd moves in. Then circles up. This is it.
The lights above. Now all tuned on. Feelings of joyous anticipation abound. Imminence of the intimate is infectious.
The ball is perched in place. At the peak of its potential, the final flood of fluorescent lamps and luminous purple phosphorus, confirms its kinetic intent.
The music starts; the ball’s descent begins.
The song’s end will mark the transition.
The ball (mirroring the crowd) drops forever, of course.
And another bicycle day comes to an end.
Lajolla!
EXTENSIONS & COMMENTARY
A short impressionist piece comparing Lajolla’s performance of “The Epic of Albert Hofmann” during the penultimate moments of the 2025 SFBDP, to the Ball Drop on NYE. This antepoem was composed 4/20-4/22 following the 12th Annual Bicycle Day Parade in San Francisco’s gorgeous Golden Gate Park.
