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Ręqįštæ d’Råçįœnïį ê Fìń

“A Final Requiem for Rations“

A piece that dares to offer up AN answer
to that one goddamned question that we
all are always asking at-all-times.
Forever and Ever.
until the king done come.
Aoooohhhhhhhg man!

“I mean where the hell,
& How the Fuuuuuuuhhhg!
are we gonna get all this money?”

A goofy little microPOEMoid synthesized purely out of convenience.
Having noted that something written in the course of conversation,
nearly 6 hours ago now, was in fact a perfectly suitable substrate to
form something both very stupid and…well,… equally short.

“A Final Requiem for Rations“
Repeat Please?
Rations & Renumeration
are Required now AND (again) Requested

A Nuevo-Medici! Yes! Please! Over.
It’s the one thing still lacking. Over.

We confirm. Yes! Repeat again Please.
RnS? IBs? VCs? Do you read? Over.

The same message, yes! In all our pleas.
Friends of MAMMON, d’Patreon Supreme
Support our novel, exotic neuropharmakÿęs!
Usher in this Epoch d’Psychedelicene

We repeat; Yes! Yes! Affirmative!
This alone! It’s the last item!
Yes! We are still need! YES! Please.

Do you READ?
Over.

∞

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įÅ Pōrçïį Łâtiæ d’Åpæñïį, no. 1/4

PART I PLƒA is has d’Lyricastyle– -∑- -øø1₂₂₀₂₄

On the: reading, understanding & pseudotranslation of PLƒA

PART I

Pig Latin ƒor Apes

PLƒA is layered & lyrical but it is
also an incredibly useful scriptypese.
Comparing it to the ridged, vulgar
& near-dead languages which havewide-
spead in use & favored by near-all of
the literate of our species, even today,
is…

living and fluid…

…,and FUN!

It does follow a modicum of intuitive rules,
but those rules are also flexible & living
& fluid!

Its closest relative in the written languages
is the “unnamed scriptish,” left by James Joyce.
Rev. Joyce created a seminal example of such
before departing. Good Sir! All there to Study?
Yes! Entirely linguadelic & psychostrephein,
The tale of a DREAM, “Finnegans Wake“

The ONLY book ever written (well perhaps
the only book having survived at least ) in the
history of our language, of which it is said,…

Takes longer in the reading of
then it did with the writing of!

This type of phonetic spelling, and writing (up
until quite recently) was the common way to
record the words of a spoken (english at least)
language when written as script. It is fairly
limited in its rules. With only the sounds that
correspond to each character/letter being, for
the most part, agreed upon by those literate in
the use of the writing of the language.

It has been said that the writing of PLƒA) is
in a way, made up, or evolves through each
individual that the script uses.

PLƒA also references the movies, music,
books, comics, and other bits of popular
culture that are embedded in the environ-
ment of modern culture (in the USA at least).

So, PLƒA can only be as clever, or as witty;
As playful or as goofy or fun, as is the artist,
or One Ring Who Rights It.

įÅ Pōrçïį Łâtiæ d’Åpæñïį, no. 2/4

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Excerpt from a WIP

“The Trident of Creation’s Lord of Opponents”

The God-King of dark lords is known
as Old LoO, The More Ancient One
He is more eternal than the Immortals

A Nothing from Nowhere
He is before “things” and
Resides outside of any Time
Enduring Ages upon terrible Ages
All before even the birth of Creation

“Nonammi”
Nosaye

“Knownamii”
Nosir

Lips shut to the sound that his ear makes
For he knows not that we can see him
We’ve studied the weapons he uses, and
with our minds that are darker than his
we’ve now made a stockpile of our own
(with inclusion of terrible improvements!)
Very soonish fairwell to him, we shall bid.
Pseudomegalithics line all the borders,
fusion projectile-missiles,
legions of commandos and traps.
All stitched up (without using no wires),
Everyone having covered their face.
We can launch any via telepathic sigil,
From the fleets of our racecars in space.

Re-colonize Clowns? Now?

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įÅ Šbåçę d’Łįtęł Ękßtræ

“Making a Little Extra Space is Easy”

_{If You’ve Got a Decent Amount of}_TNT_{on Hand}

“Darrell Lemaire stands in his living room just outside Reno, Nevada.
And on this warm summer evening, just a few moments from his now,
he and his soon-off-to-college sons will begin blasting out a chamber
beneath the house. The “Wine Cellar” as it will be called, will one day
not too far in his then future, become a clandestine lab. A laboratory
of unmatched legendary status, in which Mr. Lemaire will workout
a scaled-up reaction scheme for making much larger batches of the
most popular compound of Sasha’s which is, in fact is not one of his.”

“Don’t Be a Nickhead. Only friends are real. Embrace SHULGIN-ness.”

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įÅ ´Påńtæźïį d’Ętÿłãmęńęfèńœł

The Changing of Things with a Chain and a Ring:

Phenethylamine Fantasies

What occurred in these walls

in those halcyon days,

w’the Old Rascal’s tech-

niques in their prime?

With Beethoven blasting,

the years went on passing

atoms bonded & danced

the classical keeping the time.

With ßeta-nitrostyrenes

reduced in his daydreams,

(the novelty spreading like

white hairs on his head);

the Phenethyl-fantasies

of his nocturnal chemistry

progressing as he lay in his bed.

He once lost alpha’s methyl,

which made the chain ethyl,

these changes and then

a hundred or more!

Then at C4 a chlorine, then

a bromine, then fluorine,

in a flash placed a thiol at four.

With this change a new series!

ALEPH-like but two Cs

These ideas become pages

in a tome called Pihkal.

Initial 2,5-substitutions?

Handled with a simple solution

The hillside Hierophantes

first methoxy ‘em all, as

he’d go sliding & gliding

with his gentle hands guiding

the delicate glass that

he’d employed for his task;

Each refluxing reaction

and condensing contraption

yielt his triple-neck gifts

borne of round-bottom flasks.

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įÅ Dîręçęœniį d’T’ Ñœę ê Pµęńø!

“The Directions You Gave, ês No Bueno.”

Alternate title translations;
(You Gave Me Bad Directions)
(No, the Directions YOU Gave Me Aren’t Right)
(These Directions of Yours, they’re not good)

Pacific, Oakland, Peak of
Grizzlies (when coming east).
A United Edge of Nothings-
nest (if coming from the west).
Here, summer’s for the
hard work of the yard work,
and well,… the gophers,
they do the rest.

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įÅ’ ßhådœā d’Ōłd Måštęæ ê Mÿštęrïį

“In Old Master’s Mysterious Shadow“

Alternate title translations;
(The Mysterious Old Master’s Shadow)
(The Mystery In the Old Masters Shadow)
(In the Mystery of the Old Masters Shadow)

The Old Devil of the Mountain
annoyed by such a glow, that
every now and again,…
“Oh! That!”
“(Awe-full)!”
“Such bright colored light!”
Looking down on all the
folks in it’s long dark shadow,
“He” or “They”, “Always are They!”
“There!”
“That man! In his shed?!”, “Again”?!”
“Working?!”, “Right through night?!”

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įÅ Kåłłįśtïį Vįštęæ, Šį? Nōnæ?

“Yes! A Beautiful Vision, Is It Not?”

Alternate title translations;
(Is it Not a Vision of Beauty?)
(The fairest of views. YES or No?)
(Is this not the vision that is most beautiful?)

I once remembered a good
looking through a Sorhta-Lens,
what I saw was, (I believe! I saw
well, ALL!), Beautiful-Friends.
“Approximations of Ancient Greece
overlaid upon the Bay!
With old Fran PsychoPsi-Co., a
sort of Athens, Cali-forn-i-æ!
Well I forgot to look (I FORGOT!)
but here that lens would surely see
a Temple complex with odd Oracle.
Just like the old one…at Delphi.

for Carl, ~the CARP en DIEM

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Řųçæń d’Řåmïį ê Şöçįæ

“Ruck-ian Dreams of Society“

“Humanity is a Ruck.
The Ruck is the
Medium of Kings”

~ Robert Frost

To that astute observation,
we would like to add here,
instructions we’d overheard
having a beer with our dear,

Stated the Immanentizers,
“Death to the Advertizers!”
(To immediate applause.
Neither a skip, nor pause)
“Poverty to All Buccaneers!”
(whistles & roars & cheers!)
“Let the Pirates Prevail!”
“Pushoff…Set the Sails!”

for Carl, ~the dapper CAPR

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PART I PLƒA is has d’Lyricastyle– -∑- -øø122024

On the: reading, understanding & pseudotranslation of PLƒA

PART I PLƒA is has d’Lyricastyle– -∑- -øø1₂₂₀₂₄